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literallymechanical:I don’t have to worry about “chemicals you can’t prono...

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I don’t have to worry about “chemicals you can’t pronounce” in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

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minderella
20 days ago
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This Online Group Shares Funny Pics Of Cats Fitting Into Weird And Tiny Spaces (20 Pics)

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You might have heard the saying that “Cats are liquid”. If you own a cat, you probably know the reason why they say so. Cats follow one simple rule- “If I fits, I sits”. And they really do. These felines can be found chilling at the most random places.

If you are familiar with cat behavior, then you probably know how to catch them too. They love to sit in boxes, they are not so fond of their own bed but they might be found in a laundry basket. “The Cat Trap Is Working” is a subreddit where the owners share hilarious techniques they use to trap their cats in one place. Scroll below to see some of their funniest posts. And if you want to see more such pics, check out our previous post here.

More info: Reddit

#1 Mochi Loves To Trap Herself In The Wastebin And Will Happily Stay Put

Image source: juicypoops

#2 Back Off Sharon! This Is Gary’s Cat Trap!

Image source: Ksilverstar25

#3 Prison Overcrowding Is Ridiculous

Image source: DexterCutie

#4 He Used The Full Power Of His One Brain Cell To Sit In The Special Box

Image source: DaisyRa1n

#5 I Bought Some Snacks And I Found This

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#6 Caught A Floof Using Only A Standard Clothes Hanger

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#7 Kitty, This Is Not A Good Idea

Image source: OonaMistwalker

#8 There’s No Keeping This One Off The Counter So We Placed A Decoy Box To Lure Him In

Image source: Ranolden

#9 Been Working On A Puzzle And Just Finished The Border…. Guess It Also Functions As A Cat Trap ??‍♂

Image source: jaymi321

#10 The Power Of The Sun

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#11 Hmmm, It Appears That Rectangular Traps Lure Standard Issue Cats, And Square Traps Lure Tuxedos! You’re Welcome! :d

Image source: Im_Asia

#12 New Year’s Eve Party In A Box

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#13 Trap Queen

Image source: Educational_Net_8943

#14 I’m Out Of Ideas

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#15 Appropriately Labeled Trap

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#16 The Face Says It All

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#17 This Meal Prepping Stuff Is Easy

Image source: ChiliSwap

#18 More Old Pics Of My Old Gentleman Isaac Politely Allowing Himself To Be Trapped

Image source: pocket-sauce

#19 Chairs/Stools Work As A Combo Trap & Jail

Image source: SeaLass34

#20 16 Weeks Old And Trapped Already!

Image source: thorisabore

The post This Online Group Shares Funny Pics Of Cats Fitting Into Weird And Tiny Spaces (20 Pics) appeared first on DeMilked.

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minderella
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This is a "rapid unscheduled disassembly"

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Elon Musk's unmanned SpaceX Starship experienced a failure today:
SpaceX’s engineers are still sorting through exactly what went wrong with the uncrewed vehicle. Mid-climb, a few of the 33 Raptor engines appeared to flame out. Within three minutes of liftoff, the Super Heavy booster was supposed to separate, but that never occurred. Instead Starship began to spin wildly, tumbling through the sky. Then, the vehicle exploded, which SpaceX later said was triggered on purpose with flight-termination commands sent to both the rocket and booster.
SpaceX expressed it this way:
“Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly before stage separation.”
Addendum:  Explanation in one of the Comments.  But it reminds me of this old skit:

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minderella
39 days ago
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Making boats out of cardboard is straight out.
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Ancient Hieroglyphics

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hey! please follow @lamebook on instagram! thank you!

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minderella
63 days ago
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Ouch
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Afroman filmed the cops raiding his home and made funny music videos with the footage. Now they're suing him over their hurt feelings.

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In January, Jennifer Sandlin blogged here about Afroman's music videos featuring footage of Adams County Sheriff's deputies raiding his home. In making light of the experience, "Will You Help Me Repair My Door" nonetheless exposed how pointless the absurdly militaristic raid was and reminded everyone of how unaccountable the cops are in America. — Read the rest

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minderella
72 days ago
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“Wait, you don’t understand! We thought you were a typical criminal black person with no power or influence!!”
I would not have heard of this guy or watched this video if the cops had not started the process to sue Afroman.
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Donald Trump says the Capitol attack is Mike Pence's fault

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Donald Trump blamed the Jan. 6 riots on former vice president Mike Pence, saying that the Capitol insurrection could have been avoided if his sidekick would have just helped him overturn the election.

"Had he sent the votes back to the legislatures, they wouldn't have had a problem with Jan. — Read the rest

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minderella
82 days ago
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This sounds a lot like, “if he’d just gone along with me fucking him, it wouldn’t have been rape! It’s all *his* fault I’m in trouble. I did nothing wrong.”
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